yeah new pokemon idea. spinosauras fossil with looping evolution line. each stage is a different weird interpretation / reconstruction of it with wildly different stats. you can evolve it by taking it to a scientist npc to see and say "it did not fucking look like that"
scientists get into fist fights over what you think spinosaurpokemonodon looked like
Anonymous asked:
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
aliceavizandum answered:
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
new worksona brainwashing mantra just dropped
im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times
serotinin administered
thr funniest part of therapy to me is when you first come in and you're exchanging niceties and they say "hello! how are you" and you say "im fine how are you :)" and then 30 seconds later they put on their therapist voice and say "so how are you doing?" and you go well lisa. believe it or not im doing Bad
I have a new favourite batshit rail idea
Please build it for the funny please please please
You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.
This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience
freedom
This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3
Actually Ive decided to be angry now
Imagine a civilization that has been eating mana from heaven. and then they discover they are eating corpses.
[ID: a comic in muted colours. The first two panels, show a deer standing among green vegetation, then the corpse of the same deer being eaten by ravens or crows. White text over these panels reads: “When you die on land you die where you lived. You feed your neighbors.”
Below are darker images. All down the left is a long panel showing a seal, bleeding, belly-up, and sinking down into the depths of the ocean. Text descending here reads: “But when you die in the ocean, you fall” – text in a black panel to the right continues, “deeper than you’ve ever been before.”
The next panels show deep sea fish and worms appearing in the water, then the bones of the seal tickled by pink coral-like growths. Text across these reads: “Those you feed never knew you as a living thing.”
The final panel shows the remains of the seal, with more coral-like growths and surrounded by small creatures. The final text reads: “Only as a blessing”. End ID.]
i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat
actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe
im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore
